You would never have guessed what happened on that day. It was raining buckets and buckets; I ran down the street with my umbrella. The sun had evaded the sky so quickly and I knew that darkness would be coming soon. I looked at tyhe time, oh I was so late for it. It must have already happpened-without me! Splash! Splash! My ears began to hear a ringing sound. I stopped dead in my tracks, something was coming...What was that noise? I did not dare turn back, but but before I could get there, it captured me. The last thing that flashed through my ming was a photograph of a castle.
In my unconscious state, I dreamt about wierd creatures, magical frogs. I tried to get myself to speak but I knew that someone, something was behind all this. The frogs dragged me up a hill and what seemed to be a forest. I screamed but there was slime on my lips. Gross, I thought. I pleaded to them with my eyes but the frogs were on a mission. Where was my ipod when I needed it? I could blast my music and sonic sound blow them all away. I searched my pockets but there was nothing. A frog tapped me on the shoulder and I saw that he was listening to my ipod. What! Then I saw a clearing in the trees, it was a sign. I hoped that beyond it was help. The clearing revealed a castle. As they carried me closer, I saw someone leap from behind and jump on the frogs leader. I threw him my umbrella and he used it as a sword to swat away the now angry frogs. The frogs began to look seriously aggressive , I choked back another scream. I wandered if my prince would win? What could I do? I noticed that the one frog had dropped my ipod. AH HA!
Alas, a plan. I grabbed my ipod and blasted Taylor Swift, a blue light shot out and all the frogs fell flat. My prince, yes he was now mine, came and untied me. He carried me up the rest of the hill tp his castle. There I washed away the slime from my lips and left without another glance in the mirror.
That night we feasted on many different types of chocolate. The prince then knelt, while wearing his leather shoes and I could feel my heart about to burst out of my skin. He spoke the words and I nearly fainted, "Do you love me?"
I jumped for joy and was about to say yes when he said "Because I need you to go get me some McDonalds."
I flashed red with anger. I was not a slave! So as I began to cry, tears of pity for myself he got up and said, "I'm just kidding. Marry me my fair lady." I became the princess of the land and I swear to you that is exactly how it all went down.
You know you can't see me,
the Invisible Book
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